Hit the drumroll please Bob!!!
Because your favorite space cadet PE teacher has huge news
I'm I'm I'mmmmm
PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!! (confetti falls)
Me and my husband Mike are due with our second child on July 23, 2011
We are so excited!
Even though I'm currently a SAHM I'll always be a PE teacher at heart. Anyways I thought I would hip yall to this if you haven't been already
Jesus is watching
in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot..
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus.'
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot..
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus.'
